<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502</id><updated>2009-09-21T19:52:36.852-07:00</updated><title type='text'>λ</title><subtitle type='html'>Decay-Constant</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502.post-115362646243099529</id><published>2006-07-22T20:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-22T20:47:42.430-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WRYYY</title><content type='html'>Why do I even have a blog? It's not like I ever use it or anything.&lt;br /&gt;Ack.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28569502-115362646243099529?l=soup4brains.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/115362646243099529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28569502&amp;postID=115362646243099529' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/115362646243099529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/115362646243099529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/2006/07/wryyy.html' title='WRYYY'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11008881496261710066'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502.post-115017736487283293</id><published>2006-06-12T22:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-12T22:44:40.506-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This is the New Shit</title><content type='html'>Added a last.fm sidebar. I keep trying to think of something, you know, &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;relevant&lt;/span&gt; to post about, but nothing comes to mind. Stupid...work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;The God Who Wasn't There&lt;/span&gt; is, I think, one of my favorite movies of all time. Pretty good considering it's a documentary. It also happens to have one of the best &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;endings&lt;/span&gt; ever.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28569502-115017736487283293?l=soup4brains.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/115017736487283293/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28569502&amp;postID=115017736487283293' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/115017736487283293'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/115017736487283293'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/2006/06/this-is-new-shit.html' title='This is the New Shit'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11008881496261710066'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502.post-114974759722914863</id><published>2006-06-07T23:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-07T23:19:57.236-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;A HREF='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1812/637/640/100_1004.jpg'&gt;&lt;IMG SRC='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1812/637/320/100_1004.jpg' border=0 alt='' style='clear:all;float:left;margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; cursor:hand'&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&amp;nbsp; Lookit what I found from Quakecon '05. I can't believe how young I look here, since it's only a year ago.&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28569502-114974759722914863?l=soup4brains.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/114974759722914863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28569502&amp;postID=114974759722914863' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114974759722914863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114974759722914863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/2006/06/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11008881496261710066'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502.post-114965085851689877</id><published>2006-06-06T20:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-06T20:36:01.936-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Did I mention I'm better than you?</title><content type='html'>I'd given up on Ubuntu entirely, even going so far as to disconnect its hard drive, when an idea hit me. 6 command line inputs and a restart later and I was looking at the shiny new Dapper interface.&lt;br /&gt;If you have no idea what I just said, good. I've only further proved my obvious superiority (or lack thereof. It's all relative baybeh).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On another note entirely, cinnamon Icees are the ultimate paradox and I'm surprised they haven't yet torn the fabric of the universe. Easily the most bizzarre drink ever.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28569502-114965085851689877?l=soup4brains.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/114965085851689877/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28569502&amp;postID=114965085851689877' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114965085851689877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114965085851689877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/2006/06/did-i-mention-im-better-than-you.html' title='Did I mention I&apos;m better than you?'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11008881496261710066'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502.post-114888321780466588</id><published>2006-05-28T23:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-01T20:07:42.976-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Final Coundown</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed allowScriptAccess="never"src="http://www.freeflashtoys.biz/apps/countdown.swf?maturity=0606271830B077083073032097116032071121112115121032084101097032082111111109" quality="high" wmode="transparent" bgcolor="..cccccc" width="350" height="60" name="humwear" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28569502-114888321780466588?l=soup4brains.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/114888321780466588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28569502&amp;postID=114888321780466588' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114888321780466588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114888321780466588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/2006/05/final-coundown.html' title='The Final Coundown'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11008881496261710066'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502.post-114879716332549329</id><published>2006-05-27T23:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-27T23:19:23.333-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Best Worst Movie Ever Made</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.snakesonaplane.com/banners/300x250.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="300" height="250"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28569502-114879716332549329?l=soup4brains.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/114879716332549329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28569502&amp;postID=114879716332549329' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114879716332549329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114879716332549329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/2006/05/best-worst-movie-ever-made.html' title='The Best Worst Movie Ever Made'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11008881496261710066'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502.post-114844244772062307</id><published>2006-05-23T20:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-24T18:55:25.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jesus isn't going to get you a job</title><content type='html'>I hate when people pray to be successful, or for big screen televisions or sports cars. Or pray for anything.&lt;br /&gt;When you want something badly enough, you need to work for it, not rely on some external and likely fictitious force to get you what you want.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28569502-114844244772062307?l=soup4brains.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/114844244772062307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28569502&amp;postID=114844244772062307' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114844244772062307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114844244772062307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/2006/05/jesus-isnt-going-to-get-you-job.html' title='Jesus isn&apos;t going to get you a job'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11008881496261710066'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502.post-114843077832701676</id><published>2006-05-23T17:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-23T19:38:37.696-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey Ladies</title><content type='html'>The single lifesytle grows tiresome, as does every attempt to make things otherwise blowing up in my face.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's not like I get rejected, either. It never even makes it that far before something goes wrong.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28569502-114843077832701676?l=soup4brains.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/114843077832701676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28569502&amp;postID=114843077832701676' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114843077832701676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114843077832701676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/2006/05/hey-ladies.html' title='Hey Ladies'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11008881496261710066'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28569502.post-114834319827062261</id><published>2006-05-22T17:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-23T20:56:49.883-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rebirth</title><content type='html'>Third iteration of my blog. Yes, the title is a lambda, known both as the Half-Life logo and the symbol for the radioactive decay constant.&lt;br /&gt;And no, none of this is supposed to matter to you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28569502-114834319827062261?l=soup4brains.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/feeds/114834319827062261/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28569502&amp;postID=114834319827062261' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114834319827062261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28569502/posts/default/114834319827062261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soup4brains.blogspot.com/2006/05/rebirth.html' title='Rebirth'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15190226922408820617</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11008881496261710066'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>